I'm on my second pseudonym as a writer of mystery novels. In some ways it's inconvenient—with three series under three different names, it's hard sometimes hard for my readers to find me.
But my pseudonyms also fulfill a childhood dream. I never had a real nickname as a kid. I used to envy my classmates with cool short forms like Jim or Gerry or Lizzie. All the more cool were Buddy and Rusty and Lefty. I had a crush on Boo-ah Louie, mostly due to his name.
The possibilities were there: I might have been called Cammy or Mini, but nothing ever stuck.
To make up for this lack in my early life, I've changed my name often over the years. I even changed to a number once—a few people still know me as 0.3.
Here's how that happened.
I was teaching math at a college and had two Marys, three Megans, and three Jessicas in my class. To make things easier—and to raise the status of mathematics in our minds—I suggested we each choose a number. In fact, I reasoned, if we all simply got a number at birth, we'd all be truly unique. It wasn't too late to start, even though a few billion people preceding us had letter names (from which only a finite number of different combinations can be derived.)
So I became 0.3; one of the Margarets chose 29; another creative math major became 0.6666 (repeating), and so on.
Eventually, it was back to Camille with the publication of my first series, the Periodic Table Mysteries. The next opportunity for change came with the Miniature Mysteries. (Apparently the one dozen cousins who bought the eight periodic table books weren't enough to justify another Camille series.)
I embraced Margaret Grace, and now Ada Madison for my latest, an academic series featuring Professor Sophie Knowles, a college math teacher who, I know, would love to be called a number.(Wonder what all those kids with nicknames would think of me now?)
It's not all cool, however. Once you have that new name, for whatever reason, how do you live with it? What do you tell the barista to write on your latte cup? Which name do you sign at a book event?
Do I sign Margaret Grace for "Monster in Miniature," and then, for the same customer/reader, sign Ada Madison for "The Square Root of Murder?" What if the person is a longtime friend? Do I use Camille no matter which book it is?
I seem to have come full circle. I don't want a nickname. I don't want any more pen names. I'm not even sure I need Camille back.
I like Andy Warhol's idea:
I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name.
Well, actually, I'd like it to say "figment."
Sounds good to me.
Camille Minichino is a retired physicist turned writer. She's on the Board of NorCal Sisters Crime and a member of Mystery Writers of America.
The first chapter of "The Square Root of Murder," (a July 2011 release) is on her website: http://www.minichino.com.